It’s been a very long time since I last posted a rant. Not that I have not seen things on almost a daily basis that show just how screwed up people are mind you, I just have not had time to actually sit down and post things. (I have a pretty large back log of things to post). Anyway, something happened to me this past weekend that I just had to take the time out to post, so here you go.
The family and I were out shopping at Sam’s club over the weekend and while innocently minding our own business getting our own shopping done, this Fucktard walks up to me and starts talking. Right there you know it is not going to go well. I never understand why someone would walk up to a complete stranger and start babbling their nonsense, but I get it all the time. Anyway, this lovely young lady (looked to be about mid twenties) dressed in very short shorts (the better to show off her god-awful tattoos on her legs), flip-flops (which by now we should all know are NOT shoes) and a skimpy halter top which showed her belly rolls, along with her mother and three kids comes up to me and says “Hey, you look like my probation officer, do you work in probation?” I look at her and say “No”.
Now you would think that this short, to the point, one-word answer would discourage further conversation. In a non-Fucktard’s world it would. But by now we all know that this is not where we live.
So she then says, “Are you sure?” Now, I know where I work, so I again say “No, I do not work in probation”. She continues this inane conversation by then saying “well maybe you are related to him then, are you related to John Y something or other?” (Name changed to protect this poor soul who has to deal with Fucktards like this’ identity – See I protect other’s privacy and do not announce names of other people to total strangers). I again say,”No, sorry I do not know him”. She then finally says “Oh, OK. Bye”. (Like we were friends now) After she walked away, my wife heard her mother say something to her and she replied “Oh, I don’t care if anyone heard me”. And there you go.
That is the problem right there. You are such a Fucktard that you do not care that you have announced in front of the world and your children that you have been arrested and are on probation. I expect that John Y will be seeing a lot of you in the future since you obviously are not smart or care enough to try not to brag to total strangers just how big of a Fucktard you are.