Alright, my fans know I have to hire fucktards to do a super easy job that none of them can seem to do. I’d rather work with monkeys, even really pissed off ones with wings instead of these dumb asses.
Turdbrain has been spoken about before. You can read that old stuff about the way the sky confuses her here for some background. If you don’t feel like reading it, that’s ok I can sum it up for you with 4 very small words…. She…. Is…. An…..Idiot.
Turdbrain is the worst kind of idiot.. she is a passive aggressive fucktard. So the more you push her to DO to meet the requirements of keeping her job…. the more EXCUSES you get, and with the excuses come big long stories about her idiot life. I don’t CARE about her life, I am her manager, not her friend. I want her to shut her up and work, to be on time, and give me as little shit as possible. I want her to do well and make money, but I don’t want to be involved in her life.
As a prelude to this email, she sent me tonight… I should explain that she has worked for the company for six months at the time. Everyone in the office staff knows her problems; she has called off more times than she has worked. She has been late more times than she has been on time. Twice I wrote her and said that “it’s obvious your life is hectic so let’s move you to a later shift so that you can be on time, be productive, and make money”. Doing this was as much for us, as it was for her. She wanted to wait…. then proceeded to continue being late. Eventually, I told her tough shit, I was changing her schedule anyway.
Here is her email with bad spelling intact:
thank you, noted and APPRECIATED ….. and not a
moment too soon!
You’d think that with a short doctor’s appointment at
4 pm and taking her/mom back home (six miles TOTAL
travel) that I could easily be back home by 6 PM….
but, ah no, this is my MOTHER we’re talking about. I
came screetching in the driveway and tore into the
house at 7:40 to make sure I was signed in by 8:00pm
(my time) TRUSTING that you had already switched the
scheadule.
…….
Don’t ask me why mom had three bank cards but didn’t
know what a debit card is or how to use it. AND had to
know TONIGHT.
Don’t ask why the eye-glasses that she had an
emergency exam for and ordered two weeks ago (the ones
DUE today) had not been paid for and therefor had not
been ordered yet. [I dropped the ball on that one by
not checking back to confirm the payment.]
AND ESPECIALLY don’t ask how she got superglue on her
tongue! ……ack! [NOTE: luckily super-glue will peel
off a tongue if it’s not stuck to anything, {mumbling
here about angels and the grace of god etc} and if you
remove it soon enough….. ever scrape a tongue? it
moves…a LOT.]
lol and shaking my head …. it’s been a day!
Mom’s Alzhimers is not THAT bad (i keep telling
myself) lol the superglue was a “freak accident” but
dang my family has some of the most bizzare things
happen to it! lol
anyhow, thought you might see the humor in all
this….
sometimes you just gotta laugh …. or cry.
I choose to laugh. 😉
Well, Turdbrain I choose to ignore…. Don’t tell me all your problems. Everyone has their own, everyone gets their fair share.